Melian Vintage
"Break Floors" T-shirt — Retro Phone Vintage Humor
"Break Floors" T-shirt — Retro Phone Vintage Humor
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There was a time when technology didn't need a protective case.
The "Break Floors" t-shirt pays a fun tribute to the era of indestructible analog technology. Featuring the image of a classic 1970s red rotary phone over a retro color wheel and the slogan Drop me. I break floors, not screens, this design celebrates the durability of the past versus the fragility of modern screens.
The graphic features a distressed texture with creases and marks of old paper, evoking the printed magazine advertisements of the time. An essential garment for nostalgic minds, vintage object lovers, and those who enjoy clever humor in their daily lives.
Details and features:
- Original illustration with a worn vintage poster finish and classic 70s typography.
- Made from 100% ring-spun organic cotton (ultra-soft touch and breathable fabric).
- Fabric weight: 180 g/m² (premium medium weight that ensures a clean drape and maximum resistance).
- 1x1 ribbed collar with internal shoulder-to-shoulder tape.
- Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem to withstand daily wear.
- Responsible and sustainable production: official GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, and PETA Approved Vegan certifications.
Fit and sizing guide:
- Unisex medium standard fit (European sizing).
- Note for US customers: we recommend ordering one size larger than usual.
- (Check the attached measurement chart to ensure your perfect fit).
Reclaim analog toughness with a durable, comfortable garment made 100% ethically.
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 69 | 49.5 | 22.5 |
| M | 73 | 53.5 | 24 |
| L | 75 | 56.5 | 24.5 |
| XL | 77 | 59.5 | 25 |
| 2XL | 79 | 63.5 | 25.5 |
Product Safety and GPSR Information
Product Safety and GPSR Information
This product is made on
demand and is intended for the use indicated in its description.
Product Safety and
GPSR Information
This product is made on demand and is intended
for the use indicated in its description.
Manufacturer / Responsible Operator
- Name: Héctor A. Melian Roque
- Brand: Melian Vintage
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Address: Calle Muelle Las Palmas, 2A local,
Las Palmas de Gran Canaria (35003), Spain - Email: soporte@melianvintage.com
Product
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Base product:
Stanley/Stella STTU169 – Creator 2.0 Unisex Organic T-Shirt -
Composition: 100% organic ring-spun cotton
(180 g/m²). - Age restriction: For adults.
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Compliance: Meets applicable requirements
regarding flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and
formaldehyde (0% hazardous substances according to European
REACH regulations, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification No. 1112055
Centexbel, GOTS, OCS, and PETA-Approved Vegan). -
Care: Machine wash cold (max
30°C), inside out with similar colors on a gentle cycle. Use mild
detergent and no fabric softener. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Cool
iron inside out if necessary and do not iron directly on the print.
Do not bleach or dry clean.
Traceability
Product made on demand. Base product
manufactured in Bangladesh (in facilities audited under ethical standards
and certified by GOTS / Fair Wear Foundation). Printing and final
finishing in the European Union (Spain / Latvia).
SKU:9039000_11869
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